Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Today I am doing something a little different and reviewing a body part of a friend of mine. I saw it yesterday while he was attempting to pick up a girl in a washroom. Don't ask me why this seemed like a good idea to him, I don't know the answer to that. The important thing is the impression it left on me. I have never been more shocked nor disgusted in my whole life. I'd rather watch Pokemon the First Movie again from beginning to end than see his penis for one more second. It is the most shriveled, twisted, disgusting piece of human anatomy that I have ever seen. Just writing this makes the whole incident replay again in my mind which makes me want to vomit. For the sake of my health I am going to have to stop writing now. God help us all.