My good friend, Kevin, is getting married next week and his bachelor party is tonight. I thought it would be nice to make a trivia game about all the embarrassing things he's done in his life. A lot of these are inside jokes, but I'm sure you can all find something to appreciate.
1. What is Kevin’s middle name? Martin
2. What is the 5th letter of the alphabet? F
3. When did Kevin start dating Sandy ? Grade
9
4. What ethnicity do we say Kevin is? Mexican
5. What ethnicity is he actually? Peruvian
6. What did Kevin’s dad say when questioned on whether they
were Mexican or Peruvian? “Same
difference.”
7. True of false: Kevin is the Nazgul? True
8. What is Kevin allergic too? Peanuts
9. Peanut oil is a common ingredient in cuisine from what
Southeast Asian country formerly known as Siam ? Thailand
10. Who carried Kevin all the way back to the hotel in San Francisco when he ate
Thai food? Justin Casol
11. Which of the following excuses has NOT been used by
Kevin to bail on his friends: A. Saxophone shopping, B. Regatta, C. Dinner with
parents, D. Too busy doing the Mexican Hat Dance? D
12. Again, which of the following excuses has NOT been used by
Kevin to bail on his friends: A. Bible camp, B. He actually hates us, C. He was
sleepy, D. Had to go let Mike in to his apartment? B
13. Name any two of the women Kevin has been accused of
having a secret affair with. Marissa,
Veronica, Joyce
14. What did the ring Kevin wore on shoe symbolize? Abstinence
15. What is Kevin studying at SFU? Molecular Biology
16. Kevin held what position in the SFU BGC until it became
apparent he was awful at it? Vice
President
17. What martial art is Kevin currently interested in? Kendo
18. What is the name of Kevin’s mom? Mrs. Rey
19. What board game is Kevin the worst at? Settlers of Catan
20. What board game is Kevin the best at? Puerto
Rico
21. What is Kevin’s favorite brand of chips? Doritos
22. Name three of the four languages Kevin speaks. English, French, Spanish, Japanese
23. Who was Kevin’s favorite Chem 12 teacher? Mr. Wade
24. Has Kevin ever knocked over or broken something in your
house? Probably
25. What denomination of Christianity is Kevin? Baptist I think
26. What was the name of the movie Kevin tried to make in
high school? Elder Dragons
27. What is Kevin’s favorite outdoor activity? Canoeing/Kayaking
28. What was the purpose to the speech Kevin gave at the
hotel last PAX? None
29. Why were people mad at Kevin last PAX? Hotel problems
30. What did Mike say that made Kevin fall over laughing
when we played Settlers of Catan at his house? I
love sixes because first I get wood, and then I have an oregasm!
31. What did Kevin do in the middle of a French presentation
for no reason? Dance
32. Who is Kevin’s only high school friend he has never been
mad at? Taylor
33. What movie do Tristan and Kevin often argue about? Transformers
34. What word does Mannu frequently use to describe Kevin? Smug
35. When did Damian and Kevin meet? Grade 1
36. True or false: Zach thought Kevin was really cool in
Grade 8 Gym class? False
37. How many times have we been to Kevin’s house? Maybe 5
38. Has anyone here ever seen Kevin kiss Sandy ? Probably
not
39. What is Kevin’s preferred race in Warhammer? Lizardmen
40. What table-top RPG did Kevin sometimes moderate? Call of Cthulu
41. What was the name of Kevin’s main in World of Warcraft? Inca
42. Why did Kevin lose interest in Game of Thrones? Ned died
43. What major plot point did Kevin not realize when first
reading Watchmen? The Comedian is
Laurie’s father
44. Where are Kevin and Sandy going for their honeymoon? Mexico
45. In how many different places has Kevin lived since high
school? Three
46. What is Kevin’s favorite thing in the whole wide world? Explosions
47. Why did Kevin originally not want to play paintball? Fear of projectiles
48. What is the capital of Peru ? Lima
49. Is Kevin gonna get smashed tonight? Yes
50. Will we ever see Kevin again after the wedding? No